Google Infected with Bugs — Bed Bugs

September 2, 2010 at 10:58 pm

All the anti-viral software in the world can’t save Google’s New York offices from these nasty bugs.

It would seem that the posh, gimmicky Manhattan digs of the internet search engine are suffering from the same infestation as so many other locations around town.

Someone on the search engine’s marketing team was the first to break the news Thursday evening…

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Look! It’s London & France!

September 2, 2010 at 10:15 pm

No, it’s actually just Kim Kardashian’s underpants, which she delicately flashed as she climbed so femininely out of her Bentley.

Notice the custom monogrammed headrests on the car.

When she’s ready to sell it, all she needs to do is add another “K” and it’ll bring a huge price in the South.

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Alright, maybe he does.  But sometime between the waking up and the going back to bed he actually has to work on keeping himself in shape for all those nude or scantily clad scenes he’s become famous for.

To wit… a YouTube video of everybody’s favorite Hardy boy working his ass off (actually the opposite) to stay in shape… and after the jump, some of the pics The Rat thinks should win Hardy lots of laurels with female — and a certain percentage of male — fans.

Now, the really fun stuff… after the jump.  Before you click, be aware that some of the pictures are definitly NSFW.  Would you have it any other way?

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TMZeros Score Another “Unclusive”

September 2, 2010 at 3:49 am

Oh wow!  Look at what Harvey Levin’s $500-a-week dipshits have come up with now… “exclusive” photos of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new wheels… a Bentley coupe.

Take a good look.  It could be any black Bentley coupe in any garage on either coast.  There’s absolutely nothing to set it apart from any of the hundreds of other Bentley two-doors that cruise the boulevards of Beverly Hills, or the streets of Manhattan. READ MORE

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Bosnian Puppy Killer Apologizes

September 2, 2010 at 2:36 am

It’s the posting that outraged millions – before YouTube pulled the plug.

A young woman — perhaps a teenager — is videotaped hurling an entire litter of whimpering little puppies into a fast-moving river, one at a time.  And seemingly smiling as she did the dirty deed.

There are multiple reports this morning that the girl has been identified by Bosnian authorities and “dealt with.” Let’s hope their way of dealing with this involves a horse-whip, leather bindings, nipple clips and a firing squad.

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When The Big Cheese first perused the pictures RadarOnline snagged of Heidi Montag strolling on a Costa Rican beach, he thought there was an issue with the photo quality.

See the white spot on her lipo-sucked tummy?  Of course you do, it’s in the middle of the big white circle we drew there for chrissakes.

Perhaps the late great Dr. Frank Ryan overdid the lipo to such an extent that he sucked the pigment from her pooch?

Or maybe she suffers from the same skin disease Michael Jackson had.

Whatever it is, it shows up in every shot taken from every angle, so our original theory about a photographic flaw, is in fact flawed.

Some of Radar’s other pictures are after the jump.

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Since October of 2007, Grey’s Anatomy alum T.R. Knight’s been doing surgery on the home he bought in the tony Los Feliz area of L.A., where you’ll find the likes of Kirstie Alley, David Hyde Pierce, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, just to name a few.

He bought the tudor-style home just before the California real estate boom went bust, paying a premium $2.9 million.

The place is just a scalpel’s throw from besty Katherine Heigl’s home, and just down the hill from Katherine’s mom.

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File this one under weekly news of the weird.

To begin with, Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac of Bakersfield, California apparently didn’t have the best bedside manner.  On the website www.vitals.com, bloggers purporting to be her patients give her an average rating of 2… on a scale of one to four.

She “chomps her gum while you’re trying to speak to her,” complains one contributor to the site.

Well, Dr. Kotarac won’t be doing that again.

Her decomposing body was found Tuesday, jammed in the chimney of her on-again-off-again boyfriend’s home.  Cops say she first tried to get into the house using a shovel.  When that didn’t work she climbed a ladder to the roof and removed the chimney cap.

The rest is pretty self-explanatory…

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Here we go again.

You gotta hand it to the producers of Dancing with the Stars.  They know how to pair up their dancers and stars to maximize the on-camera chemistry and the tabloid headlines.

Everybody knows that Karina Smirnoff – the professional dancer whose reputation is as cheap as the vodka that bears her name – has a tendency to become involved with her dance partners.  Remember Karina & Mario Lopez during season three?  Karina never saw a six-pack she didn’t like.

And to self-described guido Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, whose brain is shaped like a salami (if you get our cruder meaning, and we think you do) nothing says “yo” like hittin’ it with as many women as possible.

Ergo, a match made in Dancing with the Stars heaven.

The other DWTS partnerships… after the jump.

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Non-News of the Day: Conan Names his New Show

September 1, 2010 at 12:52 pm

Ready for a shock?

It’s gonna be called… wait for it… wait for it… “Conan.”

Yeah.  Very creative, right?

The Rat can hardly wait to see what else the producers come up with.  Not.

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