Brangelina who? Hollywood Has a NEW Star in its Midst!

Attention all you A-listers:  You’re temporarily on the B-List because a new star has arrived on the West Coast, and he’s eclipsing you all…

He’ll be making high profile public appearances one after the other, entertaining the press and partying with a who’s-who of Los Angeles glitterati.

There’ll be interviews, ribbon-cuttings, and special culinary concoctions created in his honor.

That’s right…

Jon Gosselin is in the Hollywood house.

He arrived Wednesday at LAX, and he’s ready for a full-on blitz of Tinseltown and all it has to offer.

He’ll be doing the whole coastal press tour thing, talking to the L.A.-based media.

Other than the “Millions of Milkshakes” appearance we told you about earlier, he’s also doing Larry King Live.

Brave (or stupid) man that he is, he’ll actually be doing it live and fielding phone calls.

We’re hoping Hailey Glassman, Kate Major and the babysitter has the direct-dial number to the studio… this could be interesting.