Well-heeled Paris the Heiress Desperate to Sell Shoes

November 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm

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Beautiful, aren’t they?

If The Big Cheese might slip into Hollywood producer-speak for a moment:  they are Baryshnikov-meets-Ben Hur!

Clearly, “shoe designer” (and we use that phrase in jest) Paris Hilton is jealous that most women have feet smaller than her size twelves.  So she has set out on a mission to make their feet look even more hideous than hers.

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In a span of just 22 minutes today, Paris tweeted no fewer than 18 times about her new product line, trying desperately to drum up interest in her footwear and other accessories.

Based on the shots the Rat Pack has seen, it’s going to take more than a little social networking to get people interested.

Look for Paris Hilton footwear designs to show up any day now at PayLess.

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1 Quietfire November 12, 2009 at 12:09 am

OMG, those are the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen. She should get her licensing deal revoked for those lovely’s!!!

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