It took 28 years and a lot of chihuahuas to learn, but it looks like Paris Hilton has finally opened her eyes to one of the golden rules of Hollywood.
Never hang out with people – or in this case, animals – who are cuter than you.
As of this week, Paris officially took possession of newest addition to her menagerie… “Princess Pigelette” [sic] is a Royal Dandy miniature pig.
The pedigreed porker comes from one of the only known breeders of such animals on the West Coast, if not in the entire country.
Presumably, the piglet will bunk with Paris’s other pets, in her custom-built, decorator dog house.
Doesn’t it just make you want to sqeal with delight?
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