Madonna’s new Dolce and Gabbana photos are the talk of the blogosphere.
Everybody going on and on about how young the Material Quinquagenarian (if you’re reading this, Perez, that means someone who’s in their 50s) is looking in the ads.
Thanks to some serious airbrushing, and the equally serious surgical procedures Madge has had in the past couple of years, you could bounce the proverbial quarter off those cheeks.
But the boobage? That’s a different story altogether.
Remember when you were but a tyke, and your buxom aunt Dorothy with her plunging neckline would sit you on her lap and give you a close-up view of the chasm between her two mammoth mammaries?
Now, look again at the photo above, and tell us how “young” Madonna looks.
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I still think she looks fine. However, this is coming from the perspective of someone who’s even older.
Madonna will be getting hit with the Menopause Stick any day now. I will be very interested to see how she looks in about four years.
For readers who may be unaware, the Menopause Stick has the effect of turning, or attempting to turn, the person into a Macy’s Parade Float. Some of us are able to fight back, but it’s difficult. It’s as though, despite your best efforts, your body swells up into an unrecognizable shape, even though you have not changed your food intake.
Now, with Madonna being an exercise nut, she may fare pretty well. But take a look at some of the pretty older actresses. Tess Harper and JoBeth Williams are two names who come to mind. JoBeth Williams has been appearing on “Dexter” and Tess Harper is on “Crash.” They’re both still lovely, but you can see where they have put on weight.
Menopause is a formidable opponent.
Tell me the same thing doesn’t happen during man-o-pause….
I remember purchasing her “coffee table” book, when it first was released, for a TV show I was working. The book was wrapped in an iron cover so you couldn’t see anything inside unless you bought it. Everyone was curious, but no one wanted to drop 50 bucks, a lot of dough back then. I walked it through the newsroom and the whole place, men AND women, went nuts to see it. My favorite picture was the one where she was thumbing for a ride on some road in Florida completely naked. Those were the days, eh, Madge?