Heather Mills: One-Trick Phony

The Big Cheese is beginning to think that Paul McCartney’s gold-digging ex-wife Heather Mills has run out of ways to get the attention of the press.

Now, she’s recycling one her old headline-grabbing stunts by signing up for the British TV show “Dancing on Ice.”

As with America’s own “Dancing with the Stars,” the competitors on “Ice” are mostly has-beens in desperate need of a career boost.

Heather, you’ll recall, competed on the U.S. series a couple seasons back.

You might also remember that London bookies were actually taking bets on whether she’d lose her prosthetic leg in the middle of one of her dance numbers on that show.