Matchmaker Patti Stanger Talks of Upcoming Marriage – Gives Hope to Hateful Single Women Everywhere

March 16, 2010 at 7:58 pm

The Big Cheese is a big fan of the folks at Popeater.com.  But he’s gotta say their headline about Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger really missed the mark.

Who cares that she can’t find the right wedding dress?  The Rat’s in shock that TV’s classic example of the acronym “C-yoU-Next-Tuesday” was actually able to find someone to marry her in the first place.

"Millionaire Matchmaker" Patti Stanger and the poor sap who's planning to marry her.

The Rat Pack watches the show religiously, specifically to see how unforgivably mean and nasty the [rhymes with "snitch"] is to her clients and the harems she hooks them up with as potential mates.

According to Stanger, real estate executive Andy Friedman gave her a  4-carat heart-shaped diamond in a white-gold setting.

White gold, Andy?  Really?  Really.  Is she allergic to platinum?

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1 Susan Smith March 17, 2010 at 2:26 pm

WHY would any fellow want her? I bet he doesn’t watch her show on Bravo

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