The Rat loves dropping the F-bomb, but use it too many times and it seems to lose its impact.

Not so with some of the bomb-droppers in this online anti-anti-gay marriage PSA.

Why?  Because some of the F-bombers are mere children… one even drops the double-F-bomb.  Whoa!

Obviously, the audio accompanying the video after the jump is NSFW.

Isn’t he gone yet?

Wasn’t it like 10 years ago that CNN announced Larry King’s departure from the network?  Every night plays out like another date on Cher’s annual “Farewell Tour.”

Yet the old codger seems to be getting almost as much press as “Oprah:  The Farewell Season.”

Oh, he’s not sending studio audiences to Australia on trips he’s not paying for or giving away 2012 VW Beetles that don’t belong to him like the Big O is doing… but he is doing his damnedest to achieve a big finish.

Tonight, he finished the Rat Pack’s ear drums by allowing – nay, encouraging - Celine Dion to sing.

The Big Cheese is imagining a day when there are no more fake spontaneous moments like the one when Larry asked her to do a little ditty which was perhaps Lennon’s most famous song.

The clip is after the jump.

WARNING:  Cover your ears at about 1:45 in.  That’s when the bastardization of a classic begins.

Why not Blame it on Wikileaks founder Julian Assange?

Christina Aguilera’s having to do some ‘splaining since a handful of compromising pictures showed up on the internet Wednesday.

Her people are blaming a certain hacker for posting the hoochie mama poses, which were apparently shot in the singer’s walk-in closet.

So the story goes, the computer geek in question tapped into the online account of Christina’s personal stylist.

You gotta wonder what kind of event the personal stylist was stylin’ Christina for.

Aguilera’s spokesbitch told Radar Online:  “We find the actions of the hackers and the press who purchased and/or obtained these photos to be irresponsible and actionable.”

Actionable?  Really?  Take a look at the publicity photos Aguilera posed for as she was about to release her Bionic CD (that’s them upper-left).  Those aren’t “actionable?”

BTW, the Rat Pack took a vote and decided the two shots of Xtina wearing rhinestone nipple covers are the best (they’re after the jump).

Before you click, you should know that a couple of the pictures are mildly NSFW.

So what are you waiting for?  Hit the red arrow and see the pics that have Aguilera’s pasties in a bunch.

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After show biz flack Ronni Chasen was shot to death in the best part of Beverly Hills, the movie capitol of the world went a little crazy with exotic theories.

Was she killed by a hitman?

Could she have been the victim of a street gang initiation?

A rare “road rage” casualty?

Turns out, Chasen’s bloody end was apparently a lot less glamorous than her career as a high profile publicist… just a random killing by a desperate robber with a lengthy rap sheet.

Today (Wednesday) police contradicted earlier reports, announcing that the gun used by Harold Martin Smith to kill himself as cops closed-in on December 1st appears to be the same one that killed Chasen.

A preliminary autopsy report leaked to the media on Monday had indicated otherwise.

Investigators now believe Smith rode a bicycle from his humble apartment in a seedy neighborhood, to the Beverly Hills intersection where Chasen had the misfortune of stopping at exactly the wrong time.

The Rat pack speaks no Spanish (or whatever language this happens to be), but when one of the competitors in a mixed martial arts match takes a victory yak and his technicolor yawn is caught on camera, there’s no such thing as the language barrier.

The man who went from famous fashion photographer to the notorious shutterbug behind a 10-year-old Brooke Shieds’ nude photo spread bought it last week in New York.

The sister of high fashion photog Garry Gross confirms that he died November 30th in his Manhattan apartment.

In 1975, with permission of the Mother of the Century Terri Shields, Gross photographed a nude Brooke to appear in a Playboy Press publication.

She and her mom shared $450 for the shoot.

Gross continued to sell the photos, and in the 1980s, up & coming actress Brooke hauled his ass to court.  She claimed the pics were an embarrassment, and an invasion of her privacy.  Shields won an injunction, but then lost when Gross appealed the case.

“Garry saw it as art,” says the woman who ran the studio where the photos were taken. “It’s an exploration, but it was done with great respect. Yes, it’s intriguing, it’s provocative.”

Gross left the industry and became a dog trainer, but ended up turning his canine clients into photographic models.  He was active in finding homes for older animals whose owners had died.

Not since Lady GaGa plummeted off her $6,000 designer platforms in front of the paparazzi have so many people been so amused by one woman’s footfall.

It happened during a live shot for WABC-TV in New York, when an unidentified woman who had nothing to do with the story, took a step in the wrong direction.

Video is after the jump.

Does anybody else see the irony here?

A Hollywood celebutard who’s been touched inappropriately by practically every professional athlete in America is offended that she was so aggressively patted down by a female TSA employee at the airport.  She had declined the full body scan – perhaps because it would reveal too many plastic surgery scars, or maybe a tampon string (assuming that, despite her looks, she’s not a tranny).

“They basically are just raping you…” she told George Lopez last night.

Seriously, Khloe?  Seriously?

Bette Davis once made a snide remark about Marilyn Monroe which also seems to apply in Khloe’s case:  “She’s the original good time that was had by all.”

Move over Holly Hunter & Glenn Close.  There’s a new — actually old – Oscar-winning actress invading your first-run cable series turf.

Jane Fonda tells the AP that’s where the best writing is these days.

At 72, perhaps she’s thinking of re-making Golden Girls?