Paris’ France Footwear Faux Pas

June 1, 2012 at 3:24 am

Think heir-head Paris Hilton is a little tired?

Whether or not she is, her footwear certainly fits the bill.  Take a close look.  Notice the scuff marks?  If The Big Cheese didn’t know better, he’d think Miss Hilton had been hoisting her heels to Jesus just before this South-of-France photo-op last week.


Cher’s New Snook-alike

June 1, 2012 at 2:51 am

Snooki & Cher?

You might say the former has a new look that could stop the clock.  Actually turn the clock back to c. 1965 when Cher’s career outlook was nothing but Sonny.

Is it all that sleep in the eyes of the Rat Pack, or are they dead-ringers for each other… 1960s Cher… and the 2012 Snooki?

Drag queens everywhere are turning avocado green with envy.



[Editor's Note:  While the boys in the Rat Pack dust off their IBM Selectrics and freshen up their news-gathering abilities, The Big Cheese thought he'd take a look at some of the Rat's more popular posts.  During our site's unfortunate absence, this particular entry has been getting more hits than ever... so Cheesy figured he'd kick things off in a... um... "big" way.  This one was originally posted 10/26/10.]

Everybody has to battle those unsightly bulges during the holidays.

But for some Hollywood stars, sports figures, and rock & rollers, it’s just not possible to keeping a certain protrusion from rearing its ugly head 365 days a year.

This holiday season, The Rat sends its heartfelt sympathies to the celebs who fight such a battle on a daily basis.

Their photos… after the jump.

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The Rat is Back, Bitches!

May 31, 2012 at 3:18 pm










The Rat Pack’s been held hostage by Hollywood long enough!

Now, they’re hitting the sewers of the entertainment capitol of the world, and they’re hungry for morsels of mischievous information on the stars you love… and the ones you love to loathe … even more so  than Madawna (pronounced with a faux British accent) loves to loathe hydrangeas.

Ready to get nasty, Nikki?


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Potty-Mouthed Plea to End the H8

December 9, 2010 at 3:59 am

The Rat loves dropping the F-bomb, but use it too many times and it seems to lose its impact.

Not so with some of the bomb-droppers in this online anti-anti-gay marriage PSA.

Why?  Because some of the F-bombers are mere children… one even drops the double-F-bomb.  Whoa!

Obviously, the audio accompanying the video after the jump is NSFW.

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The Long Goodbye

December 9, 2010 at 3:17 am

Isn’t he gone yet?

Wasn’t it like 10 years ago that CNN announced Larry King’s departure from the network?  Every night plays out like another date on Cher’s annual “Farewell Tour.”

Yet the old codger seems to be getting almost as much press as “Oprah:  The Farewell Season.”

Oh, he’s not sending studio audiences to Australia on trips he’s not paying for or giving away 2012 VW Beetles that don’t belong to him like the Big O is doing… but he is doing his damnedest to achieve a big finish.

Tonight, he finished the Rat Pack’s ear drums by allowing – nay, encouraging - Celine Dion to sing.

The Big Cheese is imagining a day when there are no more fake spontaneous moments like the one when Larry asked her to do a little ditty which was perhaps Lennon’s most famous song.

The clip is after the jump.

WARNING:  Cover your ears at about 1:45 in.  That’s when the bastardization of a classic begins.

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Why not Blame it on Wikileaks founder Julian Assange?

Christina Aguilera’s having to do some ‘splaining since a handful of compromising pictures showed up on the internet Wednesday.

Her people are blaming a certain hacker for posting the hoochie mama poses, which were apparently shot in the singer’s walk-in closet.

So the story goes, the computer geek in question tapped into the online account of Christina’s personal stylist.

You gotta wonder what kind of event the personal stylist was stylin’ Christina for.

Aguilera’s spokesbitch told Radar Online:  “We find the actions of the hackers and the press who purchased and/or obtained these photos to be irresponsible and actionable.”

Actionable?  Really?  Take a look at the publicity photos Aguilera posed for as she was about to release her Bionic CD (that’s them upper-left).  Those aren’t “actionable?”

BTW, the Rat Pack took a vote and decided the two shots of Xtina wearing rhinestone nipple covers are the best (they’re after the jump).

Before you click, you should know that a couple of the pictures are mildly NSFW.

So what are you waiting for?  Hit the red arrow and see the pics that have Aguilera’s pasties in a bunch.

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A Final Twist in Hollywood Publicist Murder

December 8, 2010 at 9:58 pm

After show biz flack Ronni Chasen was shot to death in the best part of Beverly Hills, the movie capitol of the world went a little crazy with exotic theories.

Was she killed by a hitman?

Could she have been the victim of a street gang initiation?

A rare “road rage” casualty?

Turns out, Chasen’s bloody end was apparently a lot less glamorous than her career as a high profile publicist… just a random killing by a desperate robber with a lengthy rap sheet.

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