One of the incredibly talented scions of the Pinkett/Smith clan took the stage in Los Angeles last night, outside the Staples Center & Nokia Theater for “L.A. Live’s” official tree lighting and the opening of the city’s only outdoor ice rink for the holidays.
Willow Smith wore candy cane colored hair braids and she whipped ‘em back & forth for an audience that included her dad, Will, Stevie Wonder, Seal… and let’s not forget that shining star of the Jersey Shore Pauly D.
This week’s “Glee” clip is from the upcoming Christmas episode… a duet with Kurt and his boy friend (those two words are separated intentionally – for now) Blaine. The song: “Baby it’s Cold Outside.”
But believe it or not, the guys in the Rat Pack actually found an even gayer version of the song… which you’ll find after the jump.
“Hey little girl… wanna play with my Barbie for a while?’
That’s what the FBI is warning parents to watch out for as the new “Video Girl Barbie” hits store shelves. She has a video camera embedded in her necklace, and 256 megabytes of memory where her heart oughta be.
So the Bureau has issued an alert that the new must-have doll could be a “possible child pornography production method.”
They say to their knowledge it hasn’t happened yet. But what if, people? What if?!
The FBI says a bureau investigation has shown “instances where an individual convicted of distributing child pornography had given a Barbie doll to a 6 year old girl.”
So… apparently the federal agency is concerned that pedophiles will give Video Barbie to little girls and then take them back after the little girls have had sex in front of the dolls?
God knows The Rat hates to give the celebu-slutty Kardashian girls any ink, but this week, they seem to be hell-bent on making headlines in spite of, if not because of, their forced absence from Twitter (see related stories here and here).
Check out Kourtney’s catty fashion sense on a recent New York outing. Apparently class within the Kardashian clan is an endangered species.
That's the Countess on the right, in the classy see-through dress.
Somebody pass the bottle of STFU and give Real Housewife of New York City‘s “Countess” Luann de Lesseps a double-shot.
In an interview with Radar Online, the no-account Countess actually has words of advice for future British princess Kate Middleton.
Ridiculous, you say?
The New York socialite used to be married to the great-great-great-grandson of the French aristocrat who actually presented the Statue of Liberty to the U.S. on behalf of France. Impressed?
Anyway, the Countess has some really deep advice for the soon-to-be Princess: “I think she should stay true to herself and be her own person… charm is key and being warm and endearing is really looked upon as a very positive trait.”
Her Royal Highness of Housewives was generous enough to share a story about the time eight years ago when she was actually in the same room with the young Prince William. See if you can count how many names she drops while imparting the tale to the tabloid website:
Prince William & Kate Middleton the day they announced their engagement.
“I went to the baptism for the son of (Princess) Marie-Chantel [that's #1], who married the King of Greece’s son (Prince Pavlos) [#2], and Prince William [#3] was the godfather. So it was at the Claridge in England and I was invited as a friend and I was sitting next to the King of Greece [#4]. And I walk over to the table and he happens to seat me by him all the time at various occasions and my husband was like ‘I can’t believe the King has you next to him at this event with all this protocol.’ Princess Stephanie [#5] was there and Caroline from Monaco [#6]. And (the King) said to me, ‘I’d like to introduce you to my sister’ and over walks the Queen of Spain [#6] and I didn’t realize that the Queen of Spain was his sister! So I didn’t know what to do — curtsy or kiss her hand and she reached her hand to me and pulled me towards her to give her a kiss on the cheek. Most of the time it’s the lady who extends her hand and how she would like to be greeted and I was amazed at how personal and personable she was with me.”
If you think you’re impressed now, wait’ll after the jump, when the Countess shows off her musical talents during a recent appearance on a local Los Angeles morning show.
And you wonder why media whore Kim Kardashian still hasn’t been able to raise that $1 million she needs to re-activate her Twitter account?
Why would anyone donate to the charity, when she and her slutty sisters make appearances on Conan O’Brien and talk about sex masks, mayonnaise, and shiny vuh-jay-jays for free?
This is The Big Cheese’s favorite story of the day.
Remember how Kim Kardashian “died” on Twitter in honor of World AIDS Day, vowing not to twat another word until people had donated $1,000,000 to a specific charity.
Well, guess who’s only raised $162,665 so far?
The Rat doesn’t know about you, but we’re of the mind that Twitter silence from TV’s biggest fame whore is absolutely priceless.
And there are other famous participants who’ve been silenced by the fundraiser, including Alicia Keyes. Please say that mean we don’t have to hear her shit on the radio any more?
See a few of the other “dead” celebrities, after the jump.
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