Khloe K. Kvetches About Touchy-Feely TSA Agent

December 7, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Does anybody else see the irony here?

A Hollywood celebutard who’s been touched inappropriately by practically every professional athlete in America is offended that she was so aggressively patted down by a female TSA employee at the airport.  She had declined the full body scan – perhaps because it would reveal too many plastic surgery scars, or maybe a tampon string (assuming that, despite her looks, she’s not a tranny).

“They basically are just raping you…” she told George Lopez last night.

Seriously, Khloe?  Seriously?

Bette Davis once made a snide remark about Marilyn Monroe which also seems to apply in Khloe’s case:  “She’s the original good time that was had by all.”

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