How dare Taylor Swift publicly hit the spin cycle and air John Mayer’s dirty laundry. Specifically, taking a musical jab at John with a six minute song about how the self-described douchebag deflowered the then 19 year old.
Mayer, whose song “Your Body is a Wonderland” is (allegedly) about his sinful sessions with Jennifer Love Hewitt, is whining to Rolling Stone about the way Taylor landed a low blow by writing and recording the song “Dear John,” which dealt with the way he (allegedly) manipulated the once-innocent performer into opening her vadge for his teensy peen.
“I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting,” he says about the song which was released in 2010. “I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”
At that point in the RS interview, The Big Cheese can only assume Mayer then wiped away a single glycerin tear, not unlike the ones Debbie Reynolds sported for much of her onscreen time in “Singing in the rain.”